Hacker's ramblings

This is about how NOT to behave, writing about the opposite, how to behave, is way beyond me. I don't even know that myself. However, during my years in various companies and multitude of software projects, I've met lot of people. Some working quite effectively as members of a software project than others (best-of-the-best, if borrowing a quote from the movie Men in Black is allowed), and then there are the worst-of-the-worst. Today I share a story of such project member.

There is this project where I've been working as a contractor for almost 5 years now. There were some changes in the organization and I thought now would be about the time for me to do something else for a while. I discussed this with management, gave my notice and they started looking for new contractor, whom I promised to train before I leave.

Everything was fine until for my sins they gave me one (if borrowing a quote from the movie Apocalypse Now is allowed).

In the beginning it was pretty standard operations. My manager said, that there would be this new guy and he needed access to source code and ticketing. Pretty soon the new guy contacted me and asked for the credentials. I told him to hang tight so that I'd create a personal LDAP-account for him. I created the account, put in the needed groupings for a software developer -profile and handed them out to him. Nothing fancy there. Nothing that you wouldn't expect to see or do when arriving to a new assignment.

The next day he said something like "his code isn't that wonderful" to a colleague of mine. Naturally my colleague pretty soon told me what had happened. We've been working in the project together for a while and it was pretty normal reaction of him to say that the new guy is dissing your code there. I confronted the new guy and said that "Come on! We're supposed to be working together, why would you dis my work there." He surely knew how to set the initial impression.

A couple of days passed by and my colleague comes to me again: "Did you see, that he posted his LDAP-account username and password to a public bulletin board?" There is so little to do in such a situation, except OMG!! and WTF!! Why would anybody do anything like that. This is yet again one thing way beyond me. Sharing your personal credentials with other people is grounds for termination of employment!

I don't know what's going to happen next. I informed my manager that I absolutely positively won't be working with this guy. He's obviously not qualified for this job and will most likely do more harm than good for the company. However, I've been getting a lot of visitors for my LinkedIn profile lately from his connections. Looks like I've made lot of new fans for my Fan Club. Perhaps the confidentiality agreement doesn't apply to all of us? It is generally a bad idea to blabber about company's internal things with your contacts.

To recap:

• Don't criticize your colleagues' work behind their backs.
• If you absolutely need to criticize somebody's work, do it at him/her.
• Don't share passwords with anybody, they are meant to be kept secret.
• If you really know that a password can be shared, or you have permission to do so, then it's ok. When in doubt, don't do it.
  
• Don't blabber internal company or customers' issues to your friends.
• If you must do that, make sure you won't be caught doing so. When you get caught and get fired, remember I told you so.
• Take responsibility of everything you say and do. Really, that means about everything.
• This is much easier, when you say and do things people would expect somebody to say and do. If you go beyond the socially acceptable envelope, be prepared to take some heat for it.
• Then again, if you code looks like shit and works like shit, some people will call it shit. If you cannot quantify the results of your own work, then you're in shit. It is very unlikely that your work is the best there is. If you intentionally write code like shit and people call it shit, don't be surprised.