The Cheapest Laptop - Worth Anything? Lenovo G50 Reviewed

I've been a hacker pretty much all my life. It has been an exciting ride so far, as computers have improved so much ever since I got my first one. If setting my first computer as a reference point, the processors are almost infinetly more powerful (not infinetly, but a lot!), there is million million times more storage and the most important thing: all computers are capable of connecting to a network. I wouldn't mind having my first computer with it's processing power and store, but with an Internet-connection. Lastly, they cost a fraction of that. As I typically have top-shelf computer at my use, I was happy to see what's bottom shelf material made of.

A Lenovo G50 is your average supermarket "now on sale" -computer. It's target audience is definitely not me, but people who don't want to spend much on a computer, but as everybody, they need one.

After the price point (paid 249,- €), the sales pitch is pretty much this:
You get an 1" thick laptop with easy recovery option, a keyboard and USB 3.0 and Dolby Digital Plus Advanced Audio. Obvious marketing talk, as the parts I do understand are 1" thick machine with USB 3.0. Rest is more or less nonsense. Anyway, it looks like this:

And no, it is not 1" thick:

My measurement shows 26mm + change. But pretty good still. This is the cheapest you can buy.

Connectivity is pretty much what you'd expect:

Analog VGA, HDMi, two USB 2.0s, one USB 3.0, RJ-45 for ethernet and an SD-card reader. All useful and necessary (I'm not so sure about the SD-card reader, who uses those anyway). With the power connector they went for the W700 rectangular one, it suits better with the slim models:

The keyboard has a numpad built-in:

And then there is the cool Dolby-logo:
With this price, I'd by anything with a Dolby-logo in it! I truly don't know what the Dolby stands for here. My only guess is, that its simply a marketing gimmick.

When kicked into action, the computer looks like this:
The operating system is Windows 8.1. One of the first things it needed was the Start-button. My choice has been Classic Shell. With that any Windows 8 -variant will be made useful again.

As you can see, there is lot of un-installing to do. One of the things I did un-install was the handy recovery tool mentioned in the advertisement. It didn't look convincing to me. While doing the un-installs, I saw something familiar in the list:
Oh, this model has the spyware Superfish installed. I went for the removal tool:
It was a PR-disaster for Lenovo. They were clueless what they bundled with people's computers.

The hardware in this laptop is what you'd expect. Cheap.
The problem isn't CPU or GPU in this case. Even 8 GiB of RAM will never run out, when surfing the web. The problem is slow drive. There is a terabyte of space, but the drive is sooo slow. Pretty much everything I use has an SSD, so getting back to the cheapest spinning platter didn't do me any good.

As a conclusion:

Answer to the question "Is it worth anything?" Yes. Definitely it is.

This is not for serious computing needs, but absolutely worth every penny (cent) for not-so-serious computing needs. Also suitable as secondary equipment for more serious nerds.